Jonathan and I decided instead of checking in with the students to see how they were feeling their last week of the trip, we would just rummage through their luggage and read their journals. Naturally the next thing to do would be to post their personal thoughts on the Internet, so here are a few standout excerpts.
This is a fun game for the folks at home called “What are they talking about” or, “Which one did my kid write”. We have included a few Dear Diarys of our own to throw you off. The only hint you will receive is that “Eduardo” is not an inappropriate Peruvian, but rather our code word for Peru’s version of the fun digestive condition also known elsewhere as Montezuma’s Revenge. Your traveller will be back soon to help you decipher some of these!
Enjoy and good luck.
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Dear Diary,
Today they tried to feed me green things. Needless to say I’m still hungry.
Dear Diary,
Today I learned that adobe bricks shatter when dropped from great heights.
Dear Diary,
After harvesting a living creature in my stomach for a few days and hanging with Eduardo, the trip has been sweet. The tan is rad, the rice is old, but life is good. See you at home ; )
Dear Diary,
We have a pool.
Dear Diary,
Today the last soldier fell… when I threw up on the side of the road. [The last soldier from the “ranks of the un-sick” after an especially twisting car ride.]
Dear Diary,
Today I learned that Ice Cube is very mad at the world. [We’ve gotten lots of use at the work site out of our portable speaker purchased in Cusco.]
Dear Diary,
I met Eduardo. My time with him has been fiery and unforgettable.
Dear Diary,
Today I kicked some butts in a game of chicken in our Amazon pool!
Dear Diary,
Last night I woke Erin from her peaceful slumber because our host cat TRIED TO EAT ME!
Dear Diary,
If I had Internet I would update my Facebook relationship status to “It’s complicated” with Eduardo.
Dear Diary,
I have survived the horrors of Machu and Waynapicchu. They now have me trapped in cloth cocoons. I have my escape planned for the day after tomorrow. Failure is not an option.
Dear Diary,
Before I left Ollantaytambo last week, my host mother informed me that the family goat (nicknamed Diablo for the vicious stares he aims my way daily) was roaming in “las montanas” after I inquired as to his whereabouts. I honestly believe that was code for “devouring the flesh of little American tourist kids” in the mountains. His scent haunts me.
Dear Diary,
Today I left the realm of Plantas vs. Zombies and its crying 4-year-old child to be reunited with the old bickering couple as I moved in with the two other girls. The silly American girls who couldn’t do their own laundry have now been thrown to the snakes after climbing 6,000 stone Incan steps, and since then, I haven’t been in bed before 8pm. Erin stole Eduardo from me, much to my dismay, but I have teamed up with Sheryl Crow and Kate Winslet to rule over Papa John and Nick in our long game of Boticelli. Here we come last few days, it’s on. Tres, dos, uno – COMBATE!
Dear Diarrhee,
Today Marco Antonio walked in on Eduardo and I. He just stood there, frozen in fear, grasping his precious “tiros” (marbles) in his left hand, right hand propping the door wide open. Good thing we only share the bathroom with 2 families, 2 other tenants and an entire café, otherwise that could have been embarrassing…
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A Final Note (Joking Aside) :
Quite unexpectedly, our time here in Peru has come to a close all too quickly. Our adobe brick building stands tall in the Ollantaytambo sun, awaiting the final touches (windows and a door) before it will be utilized as a room for rehabilitation (See pics below). The tracks we left on the dusty hiking trail leading to Machu Picchu have long since been erased by the herds of tourists who followed in our place, and tonight we will drift to sleep for the last time, to the sounds of the Amazon jungle symphony. The friendships we have cultivated, the lessons we have learned, and the laughs we have shared we carry with us. We leave behind an enchanting ancient world, which peacefully coexists with the modern, knowing we will always have a family, and a home to return to.
Sincerely,
“Mama” Ter, “Papa” Jon(athan), Sydney, Isaac, Bowie, Erin, Adam, Nick, Chris, and Jonathan.

Outside the rehabilitation room, complete with flowers and champagne (which we ceremoniously broke with a hammer and did NOT drink

Inside the rehabilitation room. WE LAID ALL THOSE BRICKS AND MADE ALL THE MUD TO HOLD IT TOGETHER! GO US!!





















